Showing posts with label professional. Show all posts
Showing posts with label professional. Show all posts

Feb 27, 2009

Jamoon scam!!

During the lunch hours at my office, we all used to gather at cafeteria and have a gab for few minutes. After a dreary menu, today we are glad to know that gulab jamoons are been serving and so we are in great haste to have our lunch.Fortunately the person who serves jamoons has gone some where, in the mean while we all filched as many jamoons as we can. I am very proud to disclose that the following folks are involved in this jamoon heist.


  • Deepender has played a major role by stealing 8 jamoons, he did not give to any one, he ate them all alone :(.
  • Me , I have got 6 jamoons as in where I just ate 4, and the rest are grabbed by Bagga, Kishore and Tarun :D
  • Raghu with 4 jamoons :P, he is ceasing others not to go. Lokesh also with just four jamoons :) poor chap, he was caught and got enough scoldings as well.
  • Tarun, Bagga, Kishore are busy in robbing from other plates!!

Really that's an amusing lunch!!

Cheers!!

Jan 7, 2009

A rueful plight!!





A couple of months ago, software engineers are the most wanted bridegrooms (blue eyed guys :P) despite their bad qualities or poor character. Now, Most parents of brides are no longer searching for IT professionals for marriage. In this world, People easily forget many good things they have got and never forgive the bad things(and it hardly matters they have got or some others have got). I don't know how people laugh at them who are merely responsible for the development of many cities and who made our lives so simple, safe and secure. There are a huge number of things which I don't know and which you all are pretty aware of (good things).

At this eerie state of IT slowdown, job layoffs and losses.., instead of worrying or encouraging them, people are making fun of them by sending such stupid forwards (the above pic). Papam, these days they are doomed and losing their elite. I want them to get the ultimate accolade for bearing all this with their stronger hearts. I hope everyone is blessed with some good and bad qualities. Nobody is perfect. If everything is fine with a guy, I call him god. Don't worry, this is just a temporary phase and definitely there will be a wonderful life waiting for you all.

Dare to be in an IT world.


Dec 4, 2008

height of stupidity!!

I don't know how to define stupidity and what it means exactly, but it's one of my mightiest possession I can say. You cannot dare to imagine, just because of this stupid characteristic, some guys have skipped their hearts, a few have fallen in love with me :P, a few had a great impression on me :P and of course one or two detest me as well. I want to share this incident that happened recently and with this, I hope you will love to be stupid and stupids like me will be proud of foolishness :P(just kidding). Before starting I would like to give a little introduction about my job. I am working in a MNC which has certain rules and regulations, which throws people and which also seeks for a reason to fire people.

1. Left my Id card: I had to have my hair cut as I don't like to have big hair. So I decided and went to a saloon which is nearby to my home and because of power cut there, I left my id card over there, went back to home and chatted with roommates happily.

2. Applying for new id: And the next day, I realized that I forgot it somewhere, so I told security people that I have lost it, thinking that they will allow me inside. In the mean while I thought that I will loose it one day and it's better to always have a copy with me. Coming back to security, instead of allowing me, they made me to wait almost 3 hrs and asked me to take permissions from RM(reporting manager), unit HR, LM(Location Manager). Adding to that, I had enough scoldings from some stupids in my office and anyways I finally had to apply for a new i-card...

3. Got my old card back: this is a real mystery, I somehow got my old card with the help of my loving friend "Sri" and so, I thought I would cancel my request as they will deduct few bucks from my salary for new card. My innocence and smartness imposed me to go to one of the managers for asking him to cancel my request. There, he advised me to take new card because they had cut all access to my old card and he also asked me to return that old card. There, I begged and argued that I cannot return the old card and asked him simply what will happen if it is with me anyways it's not having any access now. He called his senior who warned me badly to keep only one card with me and have taken back my old card and issued some stupid temporary pass. :( :(

4. New card: I also got a mail from ID card help desk asking me to submit scanned copies of my latest photo and signature in order to get new card as early as possible. I was vexed with all these waste formalities and somehow ended up submitting whatever they asked successfully. After a couple of days, I got my new i-card back.


huh....it's not yet over.., the tragedy of this story is I have lost Rs.200/- for new id card (actually my salary for this month is -200 :( :( ..., that's an other story), I also have to give my old card (I am sentimental towards my first i-card :P) and yeah.., I was noticed by a new idiot, who scolds and comments me badly everyday for no reason. I know people like me are still not getting adopted to these hell rules in companies and are been under many small small or big big hurdles. But I suggest you all to enjoy each and every situation, as we all are least worried about the professional lives. :) :) Live life to the max, no compromises!!!

so, isn't it the height of stupidity?? :P :P

Aug 30, 2008

Days in Corporate world...


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just 3 months back…, I was a student doing my last sem of B.E….
getting up at 11:30 AM…
always passing my time with all friends!!
gussing classes like anything….
chitchatting with people in my block….
Spending maximum time at mess!!
playing many games….
always in casuals...
24/7 available in GTALK
busy in “NOTHING” mind it…”JUST NOTHING”
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apart from that………,
now I cannot imagine myself as a person working in a Software Company,
waking up early at 8:15AM!! :( :( :(
staying in company from 9:00 AM to 6:30 PM…“ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY”
pretty busy with my schedule!!
Coding …, programming…!! :waa :waa
No time to spend wid all my friends…
Eagerly waiting for Sundays(Even Saturday is working day smtimes)
No time 2 check my mails at all!!
"in a position----Cannot break the rules!!! :( :( :( "
Must be in "FORMAL ATTIRE"
Completely tuned my mind into “MECHANICAL”…. Just have to pop all my EmOTions!!

Hmmm!! Moreover I have been taught to categorize the things into “Important and URGENT” which hasn’t given any place to some -------- works like….”spending time …, Sharing my thoughtz with friends!! and listening to music!! in 24 hrs of my day!! “
hhahaha….proud of my professional life!!
Seriously missing all those dayz!!! Real Hell……!! haha